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What Every Student Does

For those who are not as kiwi as myself, Trademe would be the equivalent of Ebay over here in little New Zealand. 

You know. 

Its starting to bother me how little New Zealand is.

Does anybody else feel like that?

I'm forever shipping things here from America.

And England, stop writing all your prices in pounds. Everyone over here goes. "Whaaaa?" quickly followed by a google search of "Pound converter right now please!" And it all ends in, "WOAH thats expensive"  Then you can't seem to exit off their website fast enough. 

Thats when you can actually get it sent over here. Usually you go about your inter-shopping, get to shipping costs, "Hi there! do you ship to the southern hemisphere?" 

Website "We sure do!"

Me "Great! When can it be sent?"

Website "Well, right now if you like."

"Super great!"

Website "So what part of Australia are you from?"

"..."

exit

exit

EXIT

You all fail and make me cry.

I want to be where the things and people are.

I want to meet artists and stuff.

I want to ask them how they do the cool swoosh thing with the watercolour paints.

I want to change time zones by driving sideways.

Driving sideways over here leads to a beach. Which would be exciting had we not all been born and bred on beaches. Yes I'm starting a rumor! All New Zealanders were born on a beach. 

Its true.

Theres a picture of a beach on my sister's birth certificate and everything.

Weirdo Doodle

Alien and mysterious painting by Becky Hunt

The Common Cold

That tiny voice then began to wheeze,

if only to be stopped by one 

small 

sneeze.

Never Refrigerate Sushi

Zombie sushi by Becky Hunt

Watercolour Sky

If I lived on a watercolour sea,

would you sail away with me?

n the day that I will die,

you'll take me to my watercolour sky.

Water colour Tea Cup

My car broke down

I even wrote a song about it on the way home.

The chorus goes like this:

My shitty shitty shitty shitty,

shitty shitty shitty shitty,

shitty shitty shitty car. 

Harry's Pie

Random Cat that used to come into our house. It was deaf so you'd have to throw shit at it to get it to leave. Isaac won that competition by throwing a hairbrush at it. The hairbrush broke on its head D:

The cat was fine btw.

But it didn't come back for a while

Preacher Man

Damn. What a fine specimen. 

Jesse Custer of the Preacher comic book series.

Probably my favourite comic.