Five Years

SO I've been working in a Deli for almost five years now. FIVE YEARS. you might ask yourself why the deli girls have stayed there. Well the answer is simple. We all think we look like this:

Spotted on the Hunt For Faces

David Attenborough voice:  When spotted, the artist feints interest in almost anything in another direction. Particularly vulnerable in a playground setting, as an artist might be mistaken for a pedophile. To avoid confrontation the artist will break itself loose from his usual leisurely drawing pace, to a quick, frantic sketch. Approach with cation as they are often shy about their work. A bad reaction from the subject matter and the artist will find other spots to visit, often never visiting that site again for fear of recognition.